closecaptionvevo:

interstellar-space-cadet:

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

paulsgroovypalace:

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

orbispelagium:

jerkstorecalling:

fiztheancient:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

dragonbacon59:

towel-guy:

inudono:

gucci-flipflops:

WHAT. THE. FUCK. 😂

Bruh.

A lvl 20 chaotic good bard

It upsets me how accurate that description is

90sjamz:

This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.

honeynutfemios:

fromrushhourwithlove:

kingof-memes:

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

cotton-gravy:

Well…that was unspeakably horrifying. I’m never eating pudding again.

katswenski:

Otter Disbelief

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

edgebug:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

huntingwabbits:

the Mickey Mouse shorts are golden I don’t care who you are I’ve been laughing at this clip for days

WHUHAPUN

mickey is 100% willing to trip over a dwarf too just bc his girl did. mickey mouse is ride or die for his wife its heartwarming

drugar-mechok:

thespectacularspider-girl:

crunkellove:

the-girl-who-laughed:

nocrimeinthewasteland:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

Reblogging purely for the last one